slimestew

slimestew

Favorite films

  • The Matrix
  • Blade Runner
  • Inception
  • The Cat in the Hat

Recent activity

All
  • Ocean's Thirteen

    ★★★★

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★★½

  • Nobody

    ★★★½

  • From Ally to Zacky

    ★★★½

Recent reviews

More
  • Ocean's Thirteen

    Ocean's Thirteen

    ★★★★

    i think i half finished this in 2021 and forgot so i might as well finish the trilogy properly. love a bit of revenge

  • Austin Powers in Goldmember

    Austin Powers in Goldmember

    ★★★½

    some mi3 ass intro with tom cruise doing tom cruise stuff into KEVIN SPACEY AS DR. EVIL into a dance number into goofy fourth wall shit. name a better opening to a film. also i now know where bong and a blintsh comes from i guess. goldfinger, man with the golden gun, you only live twice (minus any yellowface), dr no, spy who loved me - like a fuckton of bondisms in this! also somehow both a p diddy AND a jared fogle reference oh dear

Popular reviews

More
  • Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

    Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

    ★★★★

    p good. a drama in the true classical sense of the word. the visuals sometimes look a bit off but the style still absolutely shines through. singing gets a little grating sometimes but the songs themselves are a delight (sondheim moment). far less gorey than i was lead to believe considering its mostly just silly bright red blood sprays. also yes there's a lot of "harry potter" actors but like... they're insanely good actors. there's a reason that series had such stacked talent, and its because they went all out on getting them, lol

  • In Time

    In Time

    ★★★

    deeply unserious movie that made me laugh a lot unintentionally whenever they have time-swap battles or if someone re-quotes someone else for the 20th time or when they try to combine time and money(always feels incorrect!). sometimes things happen and sometimes nothing happens? cillian murphy really hates poor people and never trusts them. literally everyone's corrupt but its sorta a capitalism thing so yea whatever i guess. and i don't mean that as a gray morality thing, everyone's just kinda…

Following

25