Sloppinator

Sloppinator

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Favorite films

  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • How to Blow Up a Pipeline
  • Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
  • Reservoir Dogs

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  • Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    ★½

  • Nightcrawler

    ★★★½

  • Nope

    ★★★½

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  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★

    an investing godzilla movie ? hows that even possible ?
    i liked the experience of watching this movie and while my critiques are few, the problems i have with this movie are pretty big. thats an issue for my letterboxd review considering my biggest problem is the last 5-10 minutes, and i like to keep these spoiler free, so i cant really go much into it.

    my other problem is the presentation at large ! i think this movie tells…

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    ★½

    im not writing my reviews with grammar anymore fuck that !! these arent essays for my professors its me rambling abt movies i like on the mothafuckin internet

    the ironic fnaf fan in me got everything he wanted. there was one of the two cameos i was hoping for, the animatronics looked cool, and there was a bite-related kill.
    but the unironic fnaf fan (and movie fan in general) in me was very hurt. this was handled pretty sloppily imho.…

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  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★½

    Can UFO's actually be scary?

    "Nope" says yes.

    Wanted to watch this because I always die on weird hills, and the hill of the month this time around was 'UFO movies are goyslop' and holy fuck was I... kinda wrong?
    I have problems with this movie's cast. The leads - despite the good acting - aren't exactly memorable. By the end I felt closer, but I wasn't exactly drawn into these characters. A big reason is the dialogue. This movie…

  • The House That Jack Built

    The House That Jack Built

    ★★★★

    An artful, albeit at times stiff horror flick that forces the viewer to engage with the most insufferable narcissist get away with stupid bullshit until, finally, he is handed a satisfying (though heavy handed) end. "The House That Jack Built" thrives on style over substance; the story, when taken at face value, is as simple as it gets and runs parallel to the real stories of several serial killers (only more exaggerated, of course.) The gripping and at times intentionally…