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Godzilla Minus One 2023
an investing godzilla movie ? hows that even possible ?
i liked the experience of watching this movie and while my critiques are few, the problems i have with this movie are pretty big. thats an issue for my letterboxd review considering my biggest problem is the last 5-10 minutes, and i like to keep these spoiler free, so i cant really go much into it.my other problem is the presentation at large ! i think this movie tells…
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Five Nights at Freddy's 2023
im not writing my reviews with grammar anymore fuck that !! these arent essays for my professors its me rambling abt movies i like on the mothafuckin internet
the ironic fnaf fan in me got everything he wanted. there was one of the two cameos i was hoping for, the animatronics looked cool, and there was a bite-related kill.
but the unironic fnaf fan (and movie fan in general) in me was very hurt. this was handled pretty sloppily imho.…Translated from by
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Nope 2022
Can UFO's actually be scary?
"Nope" says yes.
Wanted to watch this because I always die on weird hills, and the hill of the month this time around was 'UFO movies are goyslop' and holy fuck was I... kinda wrong?
I have problems with this movie's cast. The leads - despite the good acting - aren't exactly memorable. By the end I felt closer, but I wasn't exactly drawn into these characters. A big reason is the dialogue. This movie…Translated from by -
The House That Jack Built 2018
An artful, albeit at times stiff horror flick that forces the viewer to engage with the most insufferable narcissist get away with stupid bullshit until, finally, he is handed a satisfying (though heavy handed) end. "The House That Jack Built" thrives on style over substance; the story, when taken at face value, is as simple as it gets and runs parallel to the real stories of several serial killers (only more exaggerated, of course.) The gripping and at times intentionally…
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