This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
this was a movie written by men, for men.
jessie could possibly be in the running for the most useless character in an action movie to survive of all time
frank absolutely did not need to get shot & die as grizzly as a death as he did
+10 points for the stalactite overhead press skewer death as an immediate follow up to the very best villain shots in the movie.
-5 points for any kind of climbing accuracy
+5 points for stalones massive hands & grunts
texted my dad “i’m watching bitch cassidy & the sundance kid” on accident w a typo & he asked if it was a porno
great movie to watch in arizona, if you’re ever in arizona. & a great movie to watch if you like rocks. or if you like beautiful men with a lil dirt on their chin.
4.5 not 5 because they didn’t kiss. amazing for the time & amazing entertainment still. brava bitch cassidy
i’m one more fault away from challenging someone to a wetter, windier & more poly game of pickleball in my area code
so many good one-liners. something like
“of course ur always upset, you’re always watching the news”
“welcome to the future; but what about the past”
