John

John

Favorite films

  • Apocalypse Now
  • Being John Malkovich
  • Ran
  • Blade Runner

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  • Wicked

    ★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Conclave

    ★★★

  • Becoming Led Zeppelin

    ★★★

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  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★½

    this movie would have been so much better if the main character wasn’t green, like lmao that’s so stupid and embarrassing wtf

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    it really doesn’t care that much about the deep implications of its premise, but it’s fun so that’s ok!

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  • Ben & Arthur

    Ben & Arthur

    it’s not really gay the room, but if I could put this movie on a graph, it’d start with a lot of little peaks, then a quick sharp peak, some more little peaks, another sharp peak, then a big giant peak at the end. that’s the peak I’d shove up my tight little puritan ass

  • A Letter for Joe

    A Letter for Joe

    ½

    when ben the soldier meets christian contemporary music