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Megalopolis 2024
The northern lights were visible for one night only and all my friends were posting pictures of how beautiful they were, and I was sitting in the theater, watching this movie, regretting my decision to see this instead of the once in a lifetime phenomenon.
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A Quiet Place: Day One 2024
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I’ve been through worse for a New York slice
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Borderlands 2024
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Why was this movie PG-13? Why was there no blood and gore, barely no on screen kills. Why didn’t the acid melt those guys in the Caustic Caverns? Why did Lilith get blown up by a grenade laid right in front of her and not have a single scratch on her? Why did the dialogue sound like it was written by a 3rd grader? Why did they cast Kevin Hart? Why did they have to acknowledge how short he is…
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