Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Final Destination 3 2006

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Mary Elizabeth Winstead is too competent to be in this franchise. Actually jarring to have someone be able to act in one of these.

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  The Luck of the Irish 2001

  ★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Secret American propaganda.

Popular reviews

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  Pinocchio 3000 2003

  ½ Watched 06 Feb 2020

  For my entire life, I have waited to see an animated film version of Pinocchio in which he is a robot in a cyberpunk city. Luckily, Pinocchio 3000 delivers on that promise as it is truly one of the best films I have seen in my entire life. Let’s break it down.

  The movie opens on these two characters that are completely irrelevant to the movie, and contribute absolutely nothing to the rest of the movie. I believe that this…

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  AGGRO DR1FT 2023

  ★ Watched 12 Sep 2023 2

  I am a hero. I am a solitary hero. I am so alone. Sleep well. I am a solitary hero. I am the world’s greatest assassin. I am so alone. I am a hero. I am a solitary hero. Love is love. I am so alone. Good night my princess. Good night my boy. I am a solitary hero. My work is never done. I am the world’s greatest assassin. You don’t want to be like me. I am a…