Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  totally solid film. kinda got boring near the end bc you can only watch a chase scene so many times but like the world building was fun

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  i absolutely adore these movies they actually never disappoint. i liked that we got to see more ape usage of human tech and i thought the progression of folklore was interestingly explored.

  i lowkey don’t get why noa had such huge beef with the human bc she lowkey never betrayed him but whatever

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2024

  one bisexuals crusade to fuck an entire family in more ways than one. expected call me by your name, got an a24 film complete with sexual deviancy and slow burns for the sake of nothing

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Aug 2023 1

  holy shit this was so fucking good. like omfg it was so on point. couple things i liked: they talk like actual teenagers and not even like my age like goofy ahh gen alpha shit, very impressive this was written by seth rogan. anyway i liked that staten island was “staten island” but manhattan was “new york.” fuck the other boroughs. um what else? the animation went insane as expected. love that spider verse got everyone to do that. i’m pretty sure darwin from gumball was in it so that was cool. overall just a solid ass movie.