Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Cocaine Bear 2023

  ★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2023

  Initially saw this movie in attempt to forget the ongoing series of events involving Aaron Rodgers and the New York Jets. Seeing this movie did in fact not speed up those events, so i’m taking points off for that.

  72/100

• 

  True Romance 1993

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2023

  needed more walken woooaw, the score may be one of the worst pieces of dog shit to grace my ears, definitely takes a lot out of some scenes. Sounds like the rain forest cafe music.

  78/100

Popular reviews

• 

  Star Wars: The Force Awakens 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Nov 2021

  when kylo takes his helmet off for the first time my nipples get rock hard 

  
  80/100

• 

  Elvis 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Jun 2022

  austin butler is very good at the game
  tom hanks is unbearable 
  very cool lights and colors
  pacing is clunky, but the final 30 minutes feels earned 

  
  
  

  87/100

Following