chloe

chloe Patron

a child weaned on poison
 considers harm a comfort

Favorite films

  • Evil Dead II
  • Scream
  • Jennifer's Body
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • Azrael

  • Paddington in Peru

    ★★★½

  • Apple Cider Vinegar

    ★★★

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  • Last Moment of Clarity

    Last Moment of Clarity

    ★★

    let's not pretend i watched this for any reason other than samara weaving <3

  • Holidate

    Holidate

    concluding with a green screen photo montage pretty much sums it up

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  • Apple Cider Vinegar

    Apple Cider Vinegar

    ★★★

    trying oh so hard to be empathetic towards the real life women (not including belle) but the commodification of holistic/homeopathic cancer treatments and the people who endorse them make me feel insane!!! never once during my treatments did I think "maybe I should stop chemotherapy and try injecting coffee into my asshole instead" ?!?

  • Babygirl

    Babygirl

    ★★½

    ya i’m horny, but at what cost?

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  • The Opposite of Sex

    The Opposite of Sex

    at some point, this started feeling straight up homophobic/biphobic rather than satirical and i didn’t vibe with it, sorry ms ricci

  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit

    ★★★★★

    only anya taylor joy could make chess this sexy and exciting