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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  yOOOOOu must BOUNCE on IT ……chrhlllaaazzzzyy styleUH
  need more and more and more weird and off putting girls in cinema right NEOW

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  MaXXXine 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Dec 2024

  maxine minx you’ll always be famous

Popular reviews

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  Infinity Pool 2023

  ★★½ Watched 04 Feb 2023

  bro wtf is going on bro 

  mia goth staring menacingly at bill skarsgård for and 1 hour and 57 minutes. 

  maybe i’m just not girly pop enough to understand brandon cronenberg’s vision. it is an infinity pool though.

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  Van Helsing 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Nov 2022

  i love this shit!!!! monster movies are so underrated especially this one. who cares abt the bad cgi i think SHE’S BEAUTIFUL. from the outfits to dracula’s sexy ass brides this movie is fantastic. i do not care what anyone says and they cannot change my mind.

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