Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Afraid 2024

  ★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  watching someone dick around with ai slop for an hour and a half is the price you pay to hear masterwork dialogue like this

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  Kinda Pregnant 2025

  ★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  finding out amy schumer was in a happy madison film was like hearing a portal directly to hells shit filled toilets had opened on earth. You know its bad but you have to look out of morbid curiosity and then before you know it youre in agony and eternally damned.

Popular reviews

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  Future Shock 1972

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2025

  Orson Welles fresh out of a mcdonald's drive-thru breaks into someones home to smoke cigars and explain how the future is literally shocking cause everyone will plug into wall outlets and zap themselves awake. The vibes are immaculate.

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  Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 2024

  ★ Watched 12 Sep 2024

  I got a laugh from joe coming out looking like a fried egg but the rest was so bad it ALMOST made me wanna get vaxxed