watched this in 480p on a shady tongan streaming website that had pop ups every 10 seconds and wanted me to pay just to be able to download it, which is probably the ideal viewing experience for this. i know its cliche to be like "waow what DRUGS were they on when they made this? fever dream??" but this was the first time ive seen a movie that reminded me of the morphine addled dreams i experienced after my spinal…
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Hanky Panky 2023
people talked about Godzilla X Kong like "it's good because it's like playing with action figures!" have never seen this movie because that's basically what this is and it's got anime motion lines during a fight scene to back it up
genuinely, sincerely made stupid movies are so charming.
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Y2K 2024
The practical effects were mostly decent and I thought Fred Durst showing up was kinda funny. Unfortunately the best kills happen in like the first quarter of the film. the emotional moments felt follow, few of the jokes landed for me, the dialogue is bad (at some point they reference that meme from LOTR and i was in shock). Normally I don't mind pure shlock (my most popular review on here is a 5 star review about a movie about…
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