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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Dec 2024

  Pros:
  - Best Alien since Aliens
  - Pulse rifle accurate, both sight and sound

  Cons:
  - AI Rook is just OK
  - Forgettable supporting characters

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  Hostiles 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Dec 2024

  Pros:
  - Actually C. Bale’s best work
  - NM looking it’s best
  - Arthur fucking Shelby et. al

  Cons:
  - Child death no thanks
  - Really just that

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2023

  Pros:
  - Absolutely unhinged 
  - This is the story of a girl, who cried a river and drowned the whole world
  - Waymond (not that one, the one from Workaholics)
  - Short round

  Cons:
  - Slow start I guess
  - Hotdog fingers

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  Bullet Train 2022

  ★★½ Watched 20 May 2023

  Highs:
  - Thomas the Tank Engine, hell yeah
  - Couple of good cameos in there

  Lows:
  - Some real throwaway characters 
  - Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacing

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