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The True Beauty of Being Bitten by a Tick 2025
I know this is like, literally the point but so much of this feels like my actual fucking nightmare.
Loved so much of this: the cinematography, the acting, and the story. Surrealist banger.
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The Baltimorons 2025
This movie is everything I hate (Christmas rom com where one of the MCs is already in a “bad” relationship), and so the fact that I really enjoyed it should tell you just how funny and charming it is. I also loved the two main characters being unconventional, especially for this style of movie.
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V/H/S/Beyond 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Justin Long’s segment is Tusk 2 electric boogaloo. Solid as usual, and the sky diving one is a fucking banger.
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