smailtime

smailtime

I promise I’ll defend my ratings with reviews when I’m less depressed

Favorite films

  • Magnetic Rose
  • House
  • Koyaanisqatsi
  • It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

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  • The Substance

    ★★★★★

  • The Boy and the Heron

    ★★★★★

  • Oppenheimer

    ★★★★

  • Flubber

    ★★★★★

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    one week she's brat
    the next she's demi moore

  • The Boy and the Heron

    The Boy and the Heron

    ★★★★★

    Hayao Miyazaki just beat me up, took my lunch money, and used it to make me a get well soon cake

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  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain

    ½

    straight people made a gay cowboy drama for themselves to feel bad over
    apparently you can just glide into someone’s ass without any resistance
    A boring and predictably self-indulgent mess, based on a well-worded mess of a short fetish story by a straight woman, no wonder why it was nominated for the same awards as Crash.

  • The Shining

    The Shining

    ½

    Kubrick’s treatment of Shelley Duvall is what demystified him for me. One is no longer directing when they choose to abuse a person to the point of breaking down instead of communicating what the scene needs. That is the opposite of directing. Artistic genius doesn’t excuse malpractice. She was already struggling with poor mental health before the production, but she hasn’t been able to recover from the damage since. We’re literally watching her lose her sanity onscreen.

    The man is…