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Falling asleep at the movies is my passion.
Occasional historian, full time toy photographer 🍿

Favorite films

  • T2 Trainspotting
  • The Lighthouse
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • Isle of Dogs

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  • The Mummy

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  • Shrek 2

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  • Shrek

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  • Bad Vegan: Fame. Fraud. Fugitives.

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  • The Mummy

    The Mummy

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    Goofs and all, while watching The Mummy's beautiful shots on site, real animals and intricate props, I can only weep for what the green screen and CGI gang have done to the contemporary film industry and to us.

    Oh, and Brendan Fraser is at the top of his game here, too!

  • Shrek 2

    Shrek 2

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    Es una historia larga: Shrek y yo bebimos la pΓ³cima mΓ‘gica y ahora los dos somos...
    Β‘SEXIS!

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

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    Watched at the 75. Berlinale.

    Absolutely incredible! Fun, endearing and acid from beginning to end.

    Bong Joon-ho (or like my boy Adam said, BANG Joon-ho) delivers another stunning socio-political satire that it's actually funny and hopeful.

    After a meticulous camera and script work like the one Joon-ho delivered in Parasite, it's refreshing to have him back with an explosive Sci-Fi comedy. This is not to say that Mickey 17 doesn't prick at his usual suspects (class, identity, hypocrisy), but to…

  • Shrek

    Shrek

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    Porque estoy solito, no hay nadie aquΓ­ a mi lado.

    No habrΓ‘ problemas hoy, de mi ya se han olvidado...

    Β‘AMIGOS DEBES TENER!