Recent reviews

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  Inglourious Basterds 2009

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Oct 2019

  I guess it's a pretty good movie, but I think it could have done without the whole Nazi plot.

  I mean I took my kids to go watch it, and aside from the gratuitous bad words, Quinten Tarantano had the gall to bring Hitler into a kids movie!

  5 stars because I liked when Uma Thurman railed that line of Heroin. It was a good teaching moment.

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Oct 2019

  Good movie for Vore or Beastiality fetishists.

  The books were better tho.

Popular reviews

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  Maleficent 2014

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Oct 2019

  It's aight I guess. Annelise Jolando makes a good demon lady

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  Barely Lethal 2015

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Oct 2019 1

  Truly a modern classic.

  Mark my words, this movie will go down in history along with the greats like When Harry Met Sally, Breakfast at Tiffany's and even SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2.

  Alfred Hitchcock wishes he could write a screenplay this good.

  Not to mention the beautiful cinematography, it seriously makes Kurbrick look like a fucking child with an off-brand disposable camera taped to a stick.

  Hands down the best movie of this generation.

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