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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  i counted 7 storylines and none of them were relevant. oh my god. if he had just focused one of them maybe this movie would have been halfway decent. the red hats were a little ON THE NOSE. disappointed he went for the lowest hanging fruit with the “stupid dictator is big bad man” and the swastika-esque symbol/ pure white planet…. like … ok we get it. HOWEVER. Rpatz fucking KILLED IT in his movie and it’s devastating to me…

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  i think robert eggers might be my favorite director but this is definitely his least good work

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  Longlegs 2024

  ½ Watched 21 Jul 2024 4

  my friends apple watch asked her if she napped while watching this movie. this was so disappointing and so BORING. if it had just been about nicolas cage’s character it would have been great. so slow. so boring. doing the most and succeeding at none of it.

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  Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Oct 2023

  campy and sexy and cringey LOVED IT
  new annual october watch 
  anyone who badmouths keanu is no friend of mine

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