Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Elysium 2013

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Visual effects were sick

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  The Nice Guys 2016

  ★★★★ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  U know what hell yeah

Popular reviews

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  Bones and All 2022

  ½ Watched 08 Jul 2024

  This may have been the most wasted 131 minutes of my entire life, and that includes any and all time waiting in the DMV.
  If you could take dogshit and transform it into a 2 hour movie, this is what you’d get. 
  And the costume designer should be exiled for including the stupid ass hats we saw in this movie.
  This movie may just be worse than Gravity, and I hate that movie with a passion.

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  Burn After Reading 2008

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 04 Dec 2024

  Still may be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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