smerkkk

smerkkk

The best way to get me to watch a film is to tell me that there's a hot old man in it

Favorite films

  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • 8½
  • Get Out
  • I, Claudius

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  • In the Heart of the Sea

    ★★★

  • One of Them Days

    ★★★½

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★

  • Moana 2

    ★★★

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  • In the Heart of the Sea

    In the Heart of the Sea

    ★★★

    What a cast lol. Fully burst out laughing when I saw "directed by Ron Howard" at the end

  • One of Them Days

    One of Them Days

    ★★★½

    I liked when they asked the payday loan lady if they could combine their credit score

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  • I, Claudius

    I, Claudius

    ★★★★★

    holy shit i forgot this was a miniseries so i could review it on letterboxd!!

    I, Claudius looks ugly honestly. set design, ugly. costumes, ugly. wigs, ugly. it's all set like a stuffy stage play. BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT ANY OF THAT. THIS IS FUCKING ART. THIS IS FUCKING PRESTIGE TV. The production values are so low but it's okay because it means the acting and dialogue really get a chance to shine.

    Yeah the characters are the…

  • The Deep End

    The Deep End

    ★★★½

    look i'm not going to pretend i'm an expert on healthily processing trauma, but i do know what you're NOT supposed to do, and it's, uh, *gestures vaguely at Teal*

    a lot of times she says the right combination of words to the people she's trying to help (empty psychobabble culled here and there from various theoretical orientations, smushed together into a homogenous blob, much like a chicken nugget), but does so completely without any warmth, empathy, responsiveness, or awareness…