Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Oct 2023 1

  WHY ARE PEOPLE RATING THIS SO LOW

  
  edit: i am rating this as a fnaf fan who has made an entire slides presentation about the games and who watches timeline and lore explanation videos in my free time. this movie was all i could’ve wanted and more despite a lack of markiplier. this was a comedy.. if this was horror it gets maybe a 2 star but fnaf is a COMEDYYY and they did it so well!!! everytime i saw balloon boy i shook my girlfriends arm rapidly and said “balloon boy” the same way people say “cows” when they see them on a road trip

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  A Dangerous Method 2011

  ★★½ Watched 18 Oct 2023

  perhaps the most dangerous method of all was the one they used to learn acting

  +1/2 star bc keira knightley and the actor playing jung’s wife are PRETTY!!

Popular reviews

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  The Point 1971

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Jan 2023

  very poignant film. do you get it it’s because poignant sounds like it has the word point in it. it’s actually a really funny joke “poignant” has almost the same letters a point it’s just that there’s an extra letter so it’s like they’re homophones and

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  Repo! The Genetic Opera 2008

  ★ Watched 16 Feb 2023 1

  that was the most unsatisfying ending i have ever experienced. could’ve been 3 stars but the ending knocked it down 2 that’s how fucking bad it was