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Guard the boat. Mind the tide. Don’t touch my dirt.

Favorite films

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
  • Midsommar
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Challengers

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  • No Country for Old Men

    ★★★★½

  • First Reformed

    ★★★★½

  • Paris, Texas

    ★★★½

  • Dallas Buyers Club

    ★★★★½

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★★

    Yes, I love uh….. yeah, I …. love uhhh ….. tennis… uh 
    Sorry what was the question

  • The Incredibles

    The Incredibles

    ★★★★★

    20 years since this movie came out, I’ve seen it dozens of times, at one point I could literally recite the entire script from memory, and it still had my heart pumping. This is likely the greatest movie of all time. The characters, the Action Scenes, THE MUSIC. 

    So many quotes that are integral to my family’s vernacular:

    “I’ve still got time.” (Literally daily)

    “It’s leftover night- we’ve got steak, pasta, what’re you hungry for?” 

    “Good, good.” “No Bob, that’s…

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  • No Country for Old Men

    No Country for Old Men

    ★★★★½

    “Did I ask you to sit?”
    “No sir. But you strike me as a man who wouldn’t want to waste a chair.”

    They should invent a country that’s for old men.

  • First Reformed

    First Reformed

    ★★★★½

    Smile x Midnight Mass cross over??

    Started this last night and then had to pause the last 30 minutes because I was so tired and wow thank goodness I did, the last 30 minutes were crazy. 

    I wish I’d had someone else in the room watching this with me, I don’t know how to sort through what I just witnessed.

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  • Paris, Texas

    Paris, Texas

    ★★★½

    I think this is a really beautiful movie, a snapshot of something really painful and nuanced. I really liked the first half, but something about the back half I could not get into. 

    Part of it was straight up auditory, I don’t like listening to people whisper and I feel like that was half of the conversations, especially them talking on the phone. 

    Also, maybe a slight spoiler, but like how is Hunter supposed to get back home??

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    I literally felt dusty watching this. That’s how engrossing it is.
    Every moment of this movie is captivating. I’m already trying to figure out how and when to go see it again.