Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  A visually stunning movie which had no reason to be so stress inducing. 

  A delightful experience which defos deserved its Oscar. Bonus points for the cast being utterly delightful (except those dogs. Fuck them dogs)

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  Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  There is literally not one fucking second of levity in this movie. 

  A Guillermo del Toro masterclass but fuck me don’t watch this if your sad needing a happy wee story

Popular reviews

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  Carry-On 2024

  ★★★ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  Paul Blart would have had the situation wrapped up in a tidy 40 minutes with more home alone esque hijinks.

  The real crime was having Taron Egerton do that accent but apart from that movie was fun. Gotta give it a strong one of these 👍🏻

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  Terrifier 3 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Oct 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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