Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Electrick Children 2012

  ★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Boogie Nights 1997

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 01 Mar 2025

  everyone has one thing, you think? i mean, everyone’s given one special thing, right? everyone’s blessed w one special thing.

  & for me, that thing was seeing this film in 35mm at the cinema tonight :’) shouts to trylon forever

Popular reviews

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  The Verdict 1982

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 May 2024

  how did paul newman stay so unfathomably hot his entire life? every age. every film.

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Oct 2024

  whose dead man’s is this?? so horny. guvnah swann AKA homie from brazil is always around when his literal daughter is tryna get boogie w will mf turner. what is up w that

  anyway fun fact: a million different people have sacrificed their firstborns for a compass that points in the direction of what they want most

  movies don’t get wild like this anymore. we need more kraken. more sword fights on wooden wheels. more slimy stellan skarsgard. more corset-laden…