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Favorite films

  • Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
  • Jazz on a Summer's Day
  • Raising Arizona
  • Go Fish

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  • Okja

    ★★★★

  • The Thing

    ★★★★½

  • The Apartment

    ★★★★★

  • Rap World

    ★★★★½

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  • Jackie Brown

    Jackie Brown

    ★★★★★

    EDIT: My main goal for 2025 is to get more serious about my writing. Therefore, I’ve made a Substack so that I have a place to put it and an incentive to write more intentionally. My first big venture is expanding on what I wrote below about Jackie Brown. You can read it here if you’re interested. Much love 🫡

    “In 1985 while a stewardess for Delta, you were busted while carrying drugs for a pilot?”

    “That was my husband…

  • Menus-Plaisirs, les Troisgros

    Menus-Plaisirs, les Troisgros

    ★★★★★

    Viewing notes:

    -My first Wiseman!!
    -I absolutely would devour every single dish made in this documentary, brains and all  
    -Lots of good shmoozing on display here
    -Lots of good cows mooing ASMR on display here 
    -Amazing how much of the runtime is dedicated to cheese 
    -Begs to be rewatched for a number of reasons but one of the main ones is for how much you learn about cheese
    -The cheese dungeon !!!!!!!!
    -The cheese cart !!!!!!!!!!!
    -Multiple extended sequences…

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  • Okja

    Okja

    ★★★★

    Okja is my best friend and my lord and savior Tilda Swinton is so fucking in the pocket in this movie 

    *Post-screening Q&A with Bong Joon-ho and Steven Yeun :)

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★½

    In conversation with John Carpenter and Bong Joon-ho :’)

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  • Koyaanisqatsi

    Koyaanisqatsi

    ★★★★★

    ☁️ 💨 🌊 ⛰️🏜️ 🏖️💥 🌕 🪖 🏢🚦🚗 🧍🏻‍♂️ ✈️ 🕹️🌭 
    I did a presentation on Philip Glass in a music production course I took in college, so I assumed I had seen at least most of this. WRONG! I definitely only watched, like, maybe 20 minutes. Oops! I’m considering this a first watch. It’s staggeringly good. Someone should bill this with Princess Mononoke

    Some images and sequences I found the most striking:
    -Clouds
    -Crashing waves
    -Gently blowing sand dunes …

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    Cha Cha Real Smooth

    Did not not enjoy this at all, definitely the worst thing I’ve watched so far this year. It’s a faux-deep romcom (not inherently a bad thing, but in this case it is) that didn’t make me feel anything. In no way is it even remotely believable that the overzealous bar/bat mitzvah hypeman who also slings weenies at a mall food court was gonna bag Dakota Johnson. And I truly, wholeheartedly hated their “meet cute” (it’s not cute) because not only…