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  Den of Thieves 2: Pantera 2025

  ★★★ Watched 12 Jan 2025

  Lots of big hosses in this one.

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  Den of Thieves 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2024

  This is Heat for retards. I mean that in the best way possible. Gerard’s “Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans” moment. This film just fucks.

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  Licorice Pizza 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Jan 2022 2

  Less of a reflection on the grooming of minors and more of a story of how good this 15 year old is at getting pussy

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  Air 2023

  ★★★ Watched 18 May 2023

  If you’re gonna make an actor wear a fat suit for a role make them REALLY fat. Damon just looks regular chubby in this movie. He looks like me. It’s insulting He should have been HUGE, like Fat Bastard fat.

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