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smurfdok

Favorite films

  • A Few Good Men
  • Tombstone
  • Rope
  • Grand Prix

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  • Joker

    ★★½

  • The Girl in the Spider's Web

    ★★★½

  • Avatar

    ★★

  • Glass

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  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★½

    Not what everyone says it is. Its decent yea, but not the greatest film ever made. Phoenix is good in the role and I liked the take on the story, but thats about it. Ive never been one for over-hyped films, and this in my opinion is no exception.

  • Avatar

    Avatar

    ★★

    Well, its taken me 10 years to actually watch this film. I really don't get what the fuss is all about, its a yawnfest. Yes, there were some pretty good visuals, but that's not enough for me, the story was same old, same old and unoriginal.

    Perhaps better viewed in 3D just for the visuals, but without a decent story, move along I'm afraid. If you haven't seen it, you're really not missing anything.

  • Glass

    Glass

    Well, how disappointing was that? Split was at least a reasonable watch when you knew it wasn't connected to anything else. The tagged on link at the end with Dunn was pointless, and that link between Split and Glass was completely needless; which brings me to Glass...

    WTF? Just garbage. Unentertaining, uneventful, and dull. The only shining light in it at all (pardon the pun), was James McAvoy's actual multi-faceted performance, which was, as with Split, excellent. I can safely say I will never watch this film again and add it to the pile of shit comic book films nicely alongside Watchmen and Black Panther.

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    ★★

    If this movie was a music festival, it would be called Yawnfest. Returning to the islands in Jurassic World was fine and nostalgic, but this movie just didn't do that. In a nutshell....same dinosaurs (just with different names), the same chases and situations and the same annoying screaming child (something akin to Newt from Aliens). All they did was move the dinosaurs to a different location. Yawn, yawn...YAWN!! In fact if you remove the audio from the T-Rex roaring and replace it with me yawning, it might have been more entertaining...

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