Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Better Man 2024

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  I disliked this film for the same two reasons I dislike fancy dress:

  1. I'm incapable of experiencing joy
  2. The whole 'he's a monkey' thing wears off after 5 minutes and then your stood dressed like a monkey all night

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  Official Secrets 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  Big old stodgy pie of British political drama

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  Secretary 2002

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 Feb 2025

  Who isn't getting spanked by their boss, am I right?

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  Bone Tomahawk 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  Heavy salad

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