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Rudolph's Shiny New Year 1976
So much crazy unpredictable shit happens in less than an hour that I feel like I need to watch it again just to unpack what happened. Alas I cannot watch it again until the next new year...
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The Count of Monte Cristo 2024
This movie kept teasing me by showing and saying cool things and then never going through with it. At least Eugenie finally got to be a lesbian on the big screen.
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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 1989
I heard a rumor that this was the first movie to ever feature sand
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