snalien

snalien

my opinions are RIGHT (is indecisive and easily persuaded)

Favorite films

  • Tokyo Godfathers
  • Get Out
  • The Handmaiden
  • It's a Summer Film!

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  • Cafe Funiculi Funicula

    ★★★½

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

  • The Last Airbender

    ½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

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  • Cafe Funiculi Funicula

    Cafe Funiculi Funicula

    ★★★½

    idk, it changed so much from the books that i can't respect this as an adaptation but i also can't say i didn't still enjoy it, and wouldn't mind if they kept making these (although not rly possible now since what made this not hit is the fact they combined and got rid of a lot of things to make this work as a standalone, which is okayish). like ultimately not a great film writing wise but i love the…

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

    they somehow get laughably worse and it somehow makes me even fonder of the script. "if it's a boy, EJ. Edward Jacob." like a genius mind came up with that truly truly

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  • Anora

    Anora

    insufferable.


    and i want to say like 5k words worth of hateful things abt this but frankly someone else pinpointed all of it for me and i could give less of a fuck abt this ass movie it's Shocking how bad this is. we are so doomed as a society bc how does anyone think this is remotely good besides like, idk the production quality. And i found out sean baker is a raging zionist so [redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted]

  • The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

    The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

    ★★★★

    pookie, giggling, less than ten minutes in: "we're just watching Narnia right now ☺️"


    post movie review: pookie has not stopped smiling. he quoted every single line almost. it was a good time. also did Naught remember it being so christian i was too caught up drooling over the swords and bows and the Cool forest setting. basically peak storytelling elements

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