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Cafe Funiculi Funicula 2018
idk, it changed so much from the books that i can't respect this as an adaptation but i also can't say i didn't still enjoy it, and wouldn't mind if they kept making these (although not rly possible now since what made this not hit is the fact they combined and got rid of a lot of things to make this work as a standalone, which is okayish). like ultimately not a great film writing wise but i love the…
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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 2011
they somehow get laughably worse and it somehow makes me even fonder of the script. "if it's a boy, EJ. Edward Jacob." like a genius mind came up with that truly truly
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Anora 2024
insufferable.
and i want to say like 5k words worth of hateful things abt this but frankly someone else pinpointed all of it for me and i could give less of a fuck abt this ass movie it's Shocking how bad this is. we are so doomed as a society bc how does anyone think this is remotely good besides like, idk the production quality. And i found out sean baker is a raging zionist so [redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted]Translated from by -
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe 2005
pookie, giggling, less than ten minutes in: "we're just watching Narnia right now ☺️"
post movie review: pookie has not stopped smiling. he quoted every single line almost. it was a good time. also did Naught remember it being so christian i was too caught up drooling over the swords and bows and the Cool forest setting. basically peak storytelling elementsTranslated from by