Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  goat milker

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  Elf 2003

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Dec 2024

  you smell like beef and cheese you’re not santa

  
  favourite christmas film if u hate elf i’m convinced u simply don’t possess the same level of childlike whimsy i strive to have

Popular reviews

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  Alien 1979

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Aug 2022

  ripley give me one chance pls

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  The Other Bank 2009

  ★★ Watched 05 May 2023 1

  visually stunning, and if it had stayed similar to the first half hour i would’ve actually enjoyed it.

  loses soooo many points for the unnecessary assault scene, there’s nothing that male directors love more than putting graphic violence agaisnt women in their films