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Recent reviews

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  A Bad Moms Christmas 2017

  ★ Watched 21 Dec 2024

  not sure if RFK Jr's wife declaring that she has polio is method acting or

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  Parallel Mothers 2021

  ★★ Watched 20 Dec 2024

  dramatically turgid nonsense w/undeniably pretty primary colors on my #LGOLED

Popular reviews

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  TransSiberian 2008

  ★★★½ Rewatched 15 Jun 2012 3

  Starts off like a modern-day "The Lady Vanishes" and then bounces jerkily around before ending up as a somewhat standard thriller that teeters on the brink of Generic Action Movie at the end but pulls back. The whole thing is rather sloppy and relies on a combination of extreme contrivance (oh no drugs are falling out of my backpack! please don't look at the next picture on my camera!) and bafflingly stupid actions from Emily Mortimer (going off into the…

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  Project X 2012

  ½ Watched 07 Jul 2012 6

  This will make you hate:
  (a) yourself for watching it
  (b) every entitled asshole character and America in general
  (c) the world for letting it exist; the state of humanity
  (d) ALL OF THE ABOVE

  If you like this movie--even "ironically"--you need to be fucking destroyed.