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Wicked 2024
I don’t even know where to begin. The nonsense words were fun and cute at the beginning but they really started to grind my gears by the second hour. I found myself checking my phone every five minutes in the hopes a national emergency might rescue myself and my friends from this dumpster fire. I can’t believe they made a black woman do green face
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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider 2001
I watched this on a pissed soaked evening in Te Ākau at my friend Marissa’s house. The whole gang of us had been soaking it up for hours in a hot tub with a sous vide goon bag of red wine. I don’t remember much from this dumpster fire other than Lara Crofts breasts were video game accurate.
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Get Him to the Greek 2010
The sheer number of problematic actors popping in and out of this drug fuelled rock and roll bonanza is really something. Diddy absolutely did it
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