Favorite films

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  The Empire Strikes Back 1980

  Watched 21 Mar 2025

  all the vader scenes.
  i wanna be one of the designated people that drag away all the dead bodies in vader's spaceship... 👹
  Luke, I'm your father *heaves*
  Yoda been doing drugs
  Han Solo being sexy throughout
  and Luke being a disaster twink
  c3po and arturito are gay droid married in my head

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  Star Wars 1977

  Watched 19 Mar 2025

  AAAHHHH
  it was that easy?!
  OBI WANNNN 😔🔫
  old men fighting!!! (obi wan and vader)
  twink luke ♡

Popular reviews

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  Rogue One: A Star Wars Story 2016

  Watched 06 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 1999

  Watched 06 Mar 2025

  are you freaking kidding me
  qui gon got 5 seconds of screen time
  (insert girl crying while chocking herself meme)
  wee anakin (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ
  jar jar apologist
  watching this one after ep ii and iii was bad for my well being
  rat tail obi wan get away from me

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