Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  not good, ayo you deserve better

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  really awesome. nasha is the goat fr, didn’t play about mickey whatsoever

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★ Watched 11 Jul 2024

  was very underwhelming, wanted way more nick cage. the cast was really boring and i didn’t care about a single one of them (other than nick maybe). also when will we stop having the devil and god and religion be a major part of horror thriller movies??? ugh. sorry but it’s NEVER done right. EVER. i wanted this to just be a serial killa movie but they had to add weird aspects. & magic???? bruhhh shut up w that shiet. JUST MAKE A NORMAL, GOOD MOVIE PLS PLS why why why why why is that so hard why why

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  Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 2023

  ½ Watched 08 Mar 2023

  this movie doesn’t even deserve a full star.. i didn’t know whether i was watching avatar, star wars, or ant man. bae said it better than i could’ve, “this movie is just a star wars parody.” like frrrrr 😭 and don’t even get me started on grandma, bro made me want to shoot myself every time she was given any sort of screen time. shout out to laser head guy tho he was pretty cool. but literally every single time…

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