Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Stardust 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  michelle pfieffer force femmes a goat who turns into a human. what more is there to say

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  Queer 2024

  ★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025 1

  got to have the Queer 4D experience (watched with my ex a little too tipsy on limoncello spritzes, while three teens in the row in front fujoshed out during all the sex scenes)

  if we have to sit through a 7 minute long shot of daniel craig doing heroin, then i would personally like to see an extended cut featuring a 12 minute long sequence of drew starkey trying to douche with a mexican coke bottle in a hotel room in peru

Popular reviews

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  Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Dec 2024

  when they’re mean to gromit 🚫🚫🙅🙅🙅

  i am a normal person who has a very normal relationship with wallace and gromit (got teary eyed the second the first scene started). best!!!! movie!!!! ever!!!!!!!

  neeeeeed to see gromit’s goodreads account

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★ Watched 07 Feb 2025

  genuinely appalling cinema. where was the wig budget? why does nicole kidman keep stroking her shit lying face down splooting on the floor like a corgi lying on cold tiles on a hot summers day? why cant anyone in this film smoke a full cigarette? why do they keep littering their cigarette butts? why do they not smoke the full cigarette and instead just throw it away halfway through? why do they keep wasting good cigarettes? questions we may never know the answer to