Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Friday the 13th 2009

  ★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  I liked this new coat of paint on my favorite hockey mask killer. He’s more grounded in backstory. We finally get to glimpse Jason the boy, see him morph into the broken vicious sociopath that is his curse.

  First of all, Jason runs fast af now, he doesn’t just lumber after you when giving chase. Dude built like the Big Show and quiet as a ballerina, not a single one of his victims heard his ass sneaking up.

  The towns…

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  The Iron Claw 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Aug 2024

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Popular reviews

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  Jigsaw 2017

  ★★ Watched 29 Jan 2018

  How many fucking apprentices does this guy Jigsaw have? How did he have the time to teach and weld those traps?! The guy has a beast ass work ethic 😂

  Gore, and lots of it. Skin crawling and horrific autopsy scenes made this film standout but it's still more of the same Saw tropes.

  I think I'm done playing these games yo.

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  It 2017

  ★★★★ Rewatched 15 Jan 2018

  This is a scary ass movie; not because of clowns or claws or sharp teeth.

  Going through a disturbing adolescence, alone, in a town that feels very off—that is what gave me goosebumps.

  Through sheer luck and happenstance, these troubled kids find each other. It takes time, but they form a bond that steadily gets more intoxicating the more you find out about their backstory.

  Multiple rewatches may be necessary, there are so many carefully placed cinematic jewels to behold 💎