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The Empire Strikes Back 1980
Cool experience seeing it on the big screen
First act felt kind of stale, second act gets a million times better with Yoda, and the third act is genuinely incredible
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Guardians of the Galaxy 2014
Worse than I remember. Definitely has its fun moments but oh my god most of this is just utter generic background noise. Didn’t help that I was already tired going into but I found myself literally zoning out while watching it.
I really want to like the MCU movies more for the cultural hype but pop culture has perpetuated this slop for way too long.
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Marcel the Shell with Shoes On 2021
I am utterly baffled at the scale in which this operates. Marcel may be 1 inch but his life is so much bigger than any of us could imagine. Who knew to find the big answers we had look smaller.
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Gladiator II 2024
Another load of corporate sequel cash-grab slop
Ridley Scott doubled the graphic brutality for less than half the affect
Denzel Washington carried every scene he was in
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