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  Holidate 2020

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2024

  why was this the best movie I’ve ever seen in my life

  *I made this review five glasses of cherry moscato in but I think if I watched it sober I would probably feel the same way

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Dec 2024

  aw hellllllll nah if any of this shit happened to me I would’ve used that gun to shoot something else

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Oct 2024

  I think they should make this into a real thing and when I get like super old I can have one more good run of being cool and mysterious and sexy and I would be super respectful to the balance tbh….. and then when I’m tired of it they can put me down like a dog. I think rest in peace to Elizabeth but personally I’m built different and I would thrive if given this opportunity.. really awesome movie tbh but I learned nothing #beautyiseverything

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  Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

  ★★ Watched 14 Oct 2024

  I’m da joker babey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also this was terrible.

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