Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Stolen Children 1992

  ★ Watched 15 Apr 2024

  This film was shit. Imagine a whiny prepubescent turd boy much like that of the cunt in mid 90s or the french twat from Les 400 coups mixed with a girl similar to the one from girl interrupted or pretty baby. Like I get you were pimped out by ur mum at the age of 9 but don’t be such a little shit on a war path across the whole Italian peninsula. Also I don’t understand the pacing of the…

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  Dune 2021

  ★ Watched 08 Apr 2024

  Let me REREVIEW THIS. This film is pure shit. I recently got into an argument with a man that ended our relationship because of this film. It’s awful
   Max watch ur balls because I swear to fuck u will never ever get to use them again

Popular reviews

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  La La Land 2016

  ★ Watched 12 Feb 2022

  I hate this film

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  Barbie in A Mermaid Tale 2 2012

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 10 Jul 2022

  This is a phenomenal watch. One of the best Barbie films defo one of the classics. It was giving summer 2022 vibes to a level I could not comprehend. I love the intro song and the blue mermaid girl is hot and everything I want to be in life.

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