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  The Substance 2024

  ★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  hated this. disgusting, trite, not for me. was forced by the hand of god to google “margaret qualley measurements” about a half hour into this film.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  catholics (me) have the divine right to gossip, the divine purpose to yap and vape

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  The Dark Knight 2008

  ★★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  u ever so down bad for a man you watch a superhero movie… me neither

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  Twisters 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Dec 2024

  rock and roll, baby this movie ruled. watched this on a plane at 9 am running on no sleep. I laughed, I cried, genuinely the most invested i’ve been in any movie i’ve seen all year. 5 stars

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