Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 2010

  Rewatched 13 Jan 2023

  my wife called jacob black a toxic child boy baby bitch and I’ve never been quite so proud to be married to them <3

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  After Ever Happy 2022

  ½ Watched 23 Dec 2022

  the dialogue in these movies is so insane i feel like i could’ve excused it if we’d at least had more fucking

Popular reviews

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  Irreplaceable You 2018

  ★ Watched 08 Mar 2018 1

  when will these cheesy fake deep crying bait quirky straight people love stories spiked with terminal illness stop

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  uwantme2killhim? 2013

  ★ Watched 24 Sep 2020

  hmm how can i say this nicely. very...gcse drama