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Favorite films

  • Labyrinth of Dreams
  • The Seashell and the Clergyman
  • Brand Upon the Brain!
  • Gertrud

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  • Inland Empire

    ★★★★

  • Lost Highway

    ★★★★½

  • La Bête Humaine

    ★★★½

  • Do Revenge

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  • Lost Highway

    Lost Highway

    ★★★★½

    Wherein Arquette gives an all-time femme fatale performance as “Slayyyter”

    Lynch fans take this one for granted. Sure, he’d done it better before and would again, but there’s something special about how the elliptical structure here presents itself as pure bluntness on second watch… his use of Freud’s tripartite model and Madonna-whore complex is unsubtle, but the psychological approach is perfectly suited to them (as opposed to the external dichotomy of the M-w in Blue Velvet), with the whole thing…

  • Chariots of Fire

    Chariots of Fire

    Of course this is Joe Biden’s favorite movie…

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  • Look Back

    Look Back

    ★★

    …a 4.4 rating for Whisper of the Heart TikTok version, never change LB

    This movie’s a grand total of 52 minutes and they didn’t even do previews, so people were arriving halfway through dhdjdhshh

  • Hillbilly Elegy

    Hillbilly Elegy

    ½

    Reprehensible garbage, of course! While I expected the blame-and-shame philosophy that absolves elites and Reaganites of their contributions to systemic poverty, I didn't realize this would boil down to 'JD Vance's Mommy Issues: The Film,' highlighting an utter contempt for women from his upbringing. His weaponized word of choice is 'responsibility,' and his condemnation of the hillbilly lifestyle regularly cycles back to misogyny. He deems his mother irresponsible for sleeping around, irresponsible for getting a divorce, and irresponsible for letting…