Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Colossal 2016

  Watched 06 May 2017

  Note to self: Ughh, merde upon merde, not as bad as Mr. Turner.

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  Mr. Turner 2014

  ★ Watched 05 May 2017

  This movie is bullsh*t. It's a real poop. The kind of turd that clogs up your toilet and you're like fVck, where my plunger B?!?!?¿¡!!!!? Then you just sit in poo water and cry like a little baby, poo tears streaming down your face and into your pretty little mouth and then, when you think it can't get any worse, someone drive's by on a pink Barbie bike and chucks a turd pie at the thing you used to call…

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  Surf II: The End of the Trilogy 1984

  Watched 13 Mar 2016

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