Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  Watched 04 Mar 2025

  “Sorry about before. Sorry about earlier. Sorry about before. I’m sorry about that”

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  X-Men 2000

  Rewatched 11 Jan 2025

  Its so good

  Look, i know Brian Singer seems to absolutely suck as a person AND as a director on set, but he WAS a really good choice for this film just for all the stuff that a straight guy wouldn’t put into it. Wolverine in that half open hoodie, the simmering chemistry between Magneto and the Professor, other little flourishes that just elevate it so much

  Toad sucks

  There are like 3 or 4 different scenes where I’m like…

Popular reviews

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  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

  ½ Added

  its clear no one wanted to make this movie

  just so,,, nothing,,, its just star wars stuff shoved together,,, its like watching kids in a playground play star wars - just picking up ideas and then immediately dropping them once theyre bored like 20 minutes later

  death means nothing so theres no stakes,,, its just shit mate. sorry, its shit

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  Crank: High Voltage 2009

  ★★★★★ Added

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