Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  It Ends with Us 2024

  Watched 05 Jan 2025

  This… isn’t as bad as the twitter creatures are making it out to be…

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  Marie Antoinette 2006

  Watched 04 Feb 2024

  even if she did say "let them eat cake" what's so wrong with that? if they couldn't have bread, they should've eaten cake, she was so right!

Popular reviews

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  M3GAN 2022

  Watched 10 Jan 2023

  Sorry but i literally need this kind of protection in my life idc

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  Barbie in A Mermaid Tale 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Jan 2023

  An absolute masterpiece. Loved the:
  - colored hair
  - soundtrack
  - milf and dilf goodness
  - foot fetish content
  Nothing could have separated the person i am today from the influence this movie had on me when i was 8. I still sing 'Queen of the Waves,' find Break attractive as hell, and hate the fuck out of Dreamfish's ugly face.