Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  panties drenched, hole gaped, hobbling from that absolute POUNDING. Marissa Abela can have 2 of these stars all to herself. Focus marketing, you better lawyer up ASSHOLE!

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  In my head canon Zaslav canned this because he thought Father Jim would make kids gay. Compared to SCOOB!, this is a masterclass in revisiting a beloved cartoon. Not always anarchic enough but that’s okay. I’m 29 now. I have to learn to be comfortable settling. There will never be another Camelot BUT here is a movie that is born of love and craft. That’s got to be good enough for now right 🫡🫡🫡 right 🥺?

Popular reviews

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  you belong with me but there’s a gorge

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  ozgood perkins is m night shyamalan for people who buy A24 coffee table books

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