Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Exte: Hair Extensions 2007

  ★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Bizarre, heartfelt, funny, and uncomfortable. As a former professional stylist I can’t imagine the angry texts from clients unhappy with their 20inch bussdown demon hair.

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  Final Destination 2 2003

  ★★★½ Rewatched 24 Mar 2025

  “Suck on my junk, biatch!”

  Just as insane as rest of the series but definitely my favorite plot wise because of the way it incorporated the first movie’s storyline. The ending always gives me a good laugh. Thank god for early 2000’s comedy horror.

Popular reviews

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  Locked 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Hannibal Lecter escaped & gave up cannibalism to become a Jigsaw-mechanic. I was so locked in, I came in with a full manicure and left with maybe 5% polish left bc I picked it all off. Also Bill Skarsgård looks like Pete Davidson in this??

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  Ash 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  This was great! The visuals are stimulating, the gore is unique, the music is engaging. There’s a perfume-ad-esque montage in the middle that made me laugh, but Eliza González is breathtaking. Loved this!

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