SolomanGumball

SolomanGumball

Gwyneth Paltrow is a leech on society and needs to be stopped IMMEDIATELY. Enough is enough.

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  • Adolescence

    ★★★★★

  • Opus

    ★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

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  • Adolescence

    Adolescence

    ★★★★★

    Blew my tits away. I am now titless. Currently hiring lawyers to litigate against Netflix.

  • Opus

    Opus

    ★★

    This movie is less than the sum of its parts. Terrific performers and a decent premise are wasted by poor staging, characters with no depth and a plot with no consistency. The gap between the concept on paper and the end result is a chasm, big bummer.

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★

    There is a crack one character makes at another for playing video games that mentions Legend of Zelda at which I was the only one in the theater to laugh at and I want everyone in that theater to know I’m more cultured than them. Especially the ladies to my right who talked just quietly and infrequently enough for me to not feel justified in complaining. But just loud and frequent enough to bug me. Anyway, great film, no weak performances, direction and soundtrack capital t Toight.

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