Hot take: Brad Pitt might be the most overrated actor of our time. Somehow, even with that, he still manages to outshine Orlando Bloom, who spends most of the movie pouting like a high schooler who just discovered poetry.
On paper, Troy should be an epic historical action flick. You’ve got Peter O’Toole, Brendan Gleeson, Brian Cox, Sean Bean, and Eric Bana, all of whom turn in solid performances. But despite the stacked cast, the movie just falls flat. Too…
